Don't cry cause it's over, cry cause you're ugly
Don't cry cause it's over, cry cause you're ugly

eatingisfab:

my beauty is called ugly

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solluxcraptor:

"you’re too cute to be single!"

then date me

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trencly:

tips on how to properly enter my room:

  1. do not

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passion:

how to have a flat stomach

  1. remove all of your organs

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tjaw96:

If you tell me you’re going to sleep and I see you 10 minutes later on Tumblr, I understand completely.

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What if birds had wheels for legs

mydogsnokes:

And every time they wanted to fly they had to take off like an airplane

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monsterkin:

you son of a mumford

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foodchewer:

maybe i’ll be hot tomorrow 

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flamingno:

"what’s up?"

"the sky"

image

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katara:

i’m not racist i love chinese food 

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sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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