officialunitedstates:

do airplanes have horns like honk honk I’m flying through

punnier:

velma on the streets but daphne in the sheets

hobolunchbox:

Video: Chill Chihuahua Puppy Enjoys a Neck Massage
plantbaby420:

*mic drop*

  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean

benigoat:

Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

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dutchster:

trying to find someone you like who likes you back

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paiecat:

i have been waiting for this gif without knowing it even existed
primsa:

cheeekiki:

i want a boy to run through an art gallery with me

Yes

shitwine:

Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

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slomps:

What did the kidney say to the other kidney?

I’m stoned

(Source: fvming)