emmablackeru:

why you should be my friend

  1. I will talk about sex with you and not care in the slightest even if you have the most bizarre kinks I do not give a shit
  2. I will reblog your selfies no questions asked
  3. I will ask you questions on anon to make you look more popular
  4. nothing happens to me so you can talk about yourself forever.
bestnatesmithever:

hahaha son this bread is huge

popiscle:

Bro come on just tuck me in bro you know I can’t sleep unless someone tucks me in man

patrickandmarcus:

the single greatest moment of the series

magui-gui:

when u and ur friends look fresh af

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f-yeah-americanhorrorstory:

When you finally pee after holding it for a long time.

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earthnation:

my room isn’t messy it’s grunge

laughingnancy:

“I CANT BREATHE” i typed as i breathed 

4t-ounce:

"That’s gonna be 18.50 fuck boi"
avianawareness:

THEY JUST KEEP GETTING BETTER