leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

lameust:

rnackenzie:

hey i used to b uglier believe it or not

 

q-ueenofthenight:

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thegreaserclub:

Grease (1978)

geromykyle:

do u ever just remember your friends have genitals and get weirded out for a second

(Source: brozoi)

superbmarksman:

i always end up thinking about the economic damage in superhero movies

ignitionremix:

it’s a beautiful day to give me money

I wish I was at Splendour

Every Australian that’s not at Splendour. (via wxxkend)
diewhitegirls:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE PICTURE EVER

Is your older brother hot

Ancient proverb 

(Source: emerant)