greetings:

"okay class who wants to present first"

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taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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(Source: taco-bell-rey)

bahbumplug:

when u put on a song u like at a party that no one knows

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officialwhitegirls:

primary source of income: when my mom gives me money to buy something and doesn’t ask for the change back

(Source: officialwhitegirls)

when my wifi stops working so do i

(Source: ozei)

sexaulity:

when ya friend jim getting a lil antsy

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teenscoolest:

losing everything but weight

wanksclub:

my life is pretty much when you throw something on your bed and it bounces until it falls on the floor

(Source: wanksclub)

dylanohcryin:

do u ever daydream about decorating ur first apartment bc i do

tsartorial:

first things first i’m image

givemeinternet:

When suddenly remembering something stupid that I did like ten years ago.